When my father put his wallet on the cabinet furthest away from the single bed, i realised quite happily that I would be next to Susan,Beautiful Housekeeper save for the gap between beds.

The campsite was well equipped with a small pub just across the road. And now you’re–what, parading around in my heels? Are you serious?”

He shrugged, her shoulders lifting with an ease he was starting to enjoy. “God, your posture is awful. I dress for my job.